First in awhile actually.
I wouldn’t know…
“Why didn’t I guess that before?” Sam asked rhetorically. With a smile on his face, he shook his head not believing her. After today, most of Santana’s threats would probably be forgotten – most of them Sam had already forgotten. “I have my ways,” he said mysteriously, attempting to keep a straight face. “If he’s a–” Sam made air quotation marks with his fingers “–‘Belieber’ then my powers will work straight away. It’s pretty simple,” he said with a shrug. Sam realised that he actually had no idea why he was ‘fighting’ over some random dude he had never met with Santana. “I’m always nice to you!” he stated indignantly, “I’m the one who should be asking that question as I’m just sitting here innocently while you’re repeatedly threatening me with violence.”
Sam shrugged as Santana scolded him. “It’s not like I’m the first person to do it. I can’t even count the amount of times Stacey and Stevie have stood on random benches.” As Santana spoke to him, Sam’s smile slowly fell from his face and was replaced with a scowl. “How was I supposed to know that? Anyway, I’m sure there must be some alien songs out there so sometime you can learn one then teach it to me!” Sleepily, he reopened his eyes, surprised how tired he suddenly felt now Santana had mentioned it. It was definitely the after effects of the coffee that was making him feel like this, especially as he had a huge energy burst. “Hypocrite,” Sam smirked as he watched Santana also put her feet up. He gave a heavy sigh before he replied. “Fine then… but I will be getting a song out of you sometime.”
“Clearly your pea-sized brain isn’t capable of thinking today.” she admitted, ignoring the fact the question was rhetorical. Smirking at his comment, she raised an eyebrow in both shock and confusion. “And what are those ways, Evans?” she asked, masking her laughter. “Don’t tell me you’re one of those guys who constantly hangs around bars and picks up any dudes or chicks who catches their eye…” The Latina definitely didn’t expect Sam to be that type of guy but, from what she’d heard, he spent most of his time assisting is family in any way possible. “I don’t think anyone is a Belieber. If someone is, they’re delusional. It’s as simple as that.” she stated, snapping her fingers in front of his face to prove her point. Santana scoffed at his comment and smirked. “That’s what she said.” she commented, hoping to cause Sam to become even more confused.
Shaking her head, she responded. “They’re kids, they don’t know the difference between right and wrong. You’re obviously a bad influence on them if you don’t know the difference either.” Stretching her arms and legs out in front of her, she sighed loudly as she listened to Sam’s complaints. “Wasn’t it obvious? I can’t believe you thought I was an alien… That’s just crazy. Between the two of us, you’re the most alien-like.” Santana admitted as she shrugged her shoulders. “Truth hurts.” Opening her mouth to protest, she spoke through gritted teeth. “If there are no aliens, there are no alien songs. Isn’t that obvious?” Rolling her eyes as Sam called her a hyprocrite, she ignored him for a few moments before defending herself. “Like I already said, you’re a bad influence.” The Latina bit her bottom lip harshly as Sam spoke again. “I don’t sing, Evans. Don’t even try or my fist will be introduced to your face. And we both know you don’t want that to happen.”
loveauntiesnix from crackgleekingrp deserves all the love in the universe because she is the most flawless Santana I’ve ever seen. Plus, her current storyline in Arizona is really intriguing and she’s a very nice girl in the OOC.
ooc: asdfghjk!!!!!! I have to say that I got a shock when I saw this. My activity has been lacking due to personal reasons and it’s very reassuring to be praised like this. I have to thank everyone in the RP, you’ve all made it worth while, especially the admins. You all put up with my craziness and laziness, I love you for it. Pffft at ‘very nice’. I’m the most evil person in that blog, just sayin’. Crikey, I feel like I’ve won an oscar now.